Last Day of Asia

Asian Mullet. Tadpole boy's is slightly less extravagant, but in a way fluffier, and blacker.

Today, we went to the spahhhh for the last time. Did a ton of laps, said goodbye to pooltaker Tadpole boy (picture tall skinny unusually tan, with the sharpened end of his mullet carressing his ridges of spine, leading to a bright red tiny speedo) under our breaths as well as Mustache Man (cue balding but shaved-head muscular old man with a bushy mustache and a tiny black speedo, hanging out by the hot and cold tubs). Chilled most of the day-- packed, watched The Hills (everyone on that show is so good at being retarded... loooooovvveee it), and then Mean Girls...(quotes include "OMG danny devito, I love your work!!", "That's so fetch", "Your hair looks sexy pushed back", and much more)

It's been a great vacation! I loved it cos it was super relaxed (ten days is a lot) and we didn't have to talk to anyone we didn't want to, which makes for a great getaway. And don't even go into the shopping....

Goodbye, traffic, goodbye scooters... goodbye, 7-11's on every corner, goodbye Dante Coffee, goodbye badly printed English on everything... goodbye, squat toilets, goodbye Britney Spears playing in every store that had trashy shirts (Credit cards only... cash not accepted), goodbye food (not to the pig's brain soup, though), goodbye potstickers, goodbye hot and sour soup, goodbye noodles... goodbye soymilk, goodbye Taipei 101, goodbye metro. Goodbye 13th floor penthouse/studio with courtyard/garden, goodbye slow oven of an elevator, goodbye cockroaches at night, goodbye mosquito bites, goodbye Asians, goodbye crazy driving. Goodbye Daddy Yang, goodbye all those people I met that were his acquaintances, goodbye shopping malls with luxurious air conditioning and escalators galore, goodbye Eslite bookstore with 6 stories of pure ecstasy. Goodbye pandalize me, goodbye cheap prices... goodbye first two weeks of vacation. Goodbye blogging about Taipei, Taiwan... just wait til we hit Mexico.

Love,

R&Y